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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

Slippery When Wet



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Watching the World go by



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Pew Pew!

Why are lasers in old sci fi films always green? Or green for the goodies and red for the baddies? I always thought blue made more sense as a laser colour than green. Electric blue? No? Well anyway. Maybe its something to do with little green men, or alien ick or something. All that cornflour gunge they like to throw around. Or maybe I'm just spouting crap because its one am. Who knows?

Wheelie issue of the day: How does one take macro (really close up photographs) when one cannot kneel down to an object? The answer to this one is complicated, its a multiple choice. Really, unfortunately, one has to accept that there are going to be limitations. I could take the photo from the chair, using a zoom. I've done this, but zooming so far normally means any unsteadiness with effect the picture quality; and holding a camera makes my hands shake. There's clever use of cropping in an editting programme like Photoshop... But it tends to blur the photo if it isn't perfectly sharp. Again, with the shaking mine tend not to be. Of course, you could get an assistant to take the shot, but this seems a bit like cheating to me.

Often the best answer is to the move the object. It does mean you can't photograph it in situ, but it also means you can get the shot you really want. Its also possible to reconstruct the sort of environment you want around the object sometimes, but you have to be prepared to be a bit of a magpie, and often take things home with you.

Having a fixed point to work from does mean that your photography is often from a similar perspective. I've seen a lot of people taking photos from up there or down here or hanging over this or that. At the end of the day, its best to accept that it adds character to the work and move on... And take it into account. Don't set your heart on a shot you can't manage, and instead look for the killer angle everyone else is missing for the obvious close up.

00:43 Daily Five Minute Sketch; Snail



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Hench



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Sunday, 7 February 2010

Vintage Paper



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Flower Paper



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Fluffi the Stuff Gremlin



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Wheelie issue for the day - how does one keep track of one's stuff when one pays someone else to put it away for one? A recurring issue, when you have as much stuff as I do. My poor partner tries, but I think at least once a day he embarks on unpacking my whole room in search of one art material or another... You'd think he'd learn to put it all in one place but apparently not. He blames the stuff gremlins. Trouble is, crap quickly accumulates in piles when it isn't properly put away, and then its impossible to find anything. And when crap accumulates in piles all over the floor, it really is impossible to be of any help... Especially when he has to unpack the floor boxes. Maybe its time for a room refile.

My two new dove mice are the least neurotic rodents I have ever owned o.O. I had them out on the table, and they just... sat. And were petted. Sniffed a bit, then hid under a hand, or a DS or some wiring (they were quickly removed from the wiring.). Seriously, no peeing on me or suicide jumps off of the table, no ridiculous sleeve tunnelling or table licking. Or finger chomping. Of course now I'm paranoid they're ill, but they're soooooo sweet. They can stay, I think. The lighter gray has been dubbed Moffra, and the darker Godshilla (it has to be yelled, with funny accent. Don't ask.)

I didn't set foot outside my flat today. Is that unhealthy? I worked all afternoon, and that never normally happened before fine art. Four hours of ink painting. I might remember to put up the photos in a tick. Without taking a gazillion photos the battery on my BlackCurrent lasts much longer. I think its the flash.

10:19 Daily Five Minute Sketch; Leafie



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Printed and Handmade Envelopes



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Newbies



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New Girl



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Saturday, 6 February 2010

Travel by Rail

And the hot topic of the day... Mixing wheelchairs and trains. Slightly better than buses, much cheaper than taxis and I'll never drive any distance, trains are my travel of choice when there's no one around to give me a lift. Without the rail service, I would be near completely dependent on others for travel, which is a piss poor way to live trust me. But there are disabled bus routes now, you say? Yes, there are, but odds on only every other, or every third bus is wheelchair friendly. In London ever bus is supposed to have a working and reliable access ramp; having been kicked off one bus is preference of a buggy, been driven past by two and had one go out of service in front of me at the same stop, on the same day I can honestly say its complete pants.

So trains it is, but that in itself is terribly unreliable. Small local stations, providing they have 24 hour staff (like Broxbourne, wonderful station.) are fine. Perfect. Large stations with 24 hour staff are horrendous. And stations without 24 hour staff are a completely off limits. Today I travelled a 20 minute journey from Leicester to Kettering, and then back again. I like to travel with two friends; I like them a lot, and one can stay with me while the other runs to find the guy on the platform, thus ensuring the train doesn't leave with me on it and my carer not. On the way to Kettering, the guy at Leicester station told me I might have to wait an hour for the next train, as he couldn't put two wheelchairs on a train with a certain amount of cars. Whut? Are you going to tell all the nice able bodied people they can't travel? And how are you going to decide which wheelchair stays, and which goes? Oooh, I see. The old ladies who have no where to be have automatic priority over the fat 20 something with an appointment. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against those old ladies, and I'm glad they got where they were going on time.

The way back was even better. There were staff on Kettering station for sure; I saw them. But it was a bit cold, and so no one came to our platform. WTF? We had to get the guard off of the train and hold the train up to get on. The guard very nicely obliged us, but he could just as easily have told us to piss off. So today was a good day, but look at those margins for disaster. We have been refused boarding onto trains, often with hour and more waits for the next. Why? I didn't book help ahead. It takes two minutes to put up the ramp. Do all the nice able bodied people book at least a week in advance? Ithinknot. They've only ever tried to put me on a train replacement bus once; I caused so much fuss (with the crying and the wailing) that they put me in a taxi and sent me that way for no extra cost. And why not? It might not be their fault that works have to be done, but they could at least insist on disabled access buses.

What else, let's see... Well, I've had the book ahead lecture many times, often not even to my face. They like to talk to my partner, the one at the handelbars. Not everyone is the same, but the lecturers tend to be. The why are you travelling alone lecture. The you're not my responsibility lecture.

Not everyone is horrible. Like the guard from today, where ever you are, thanks. And the staff at Broxbourne station, or all the ones I've met, are stellar. The cashiers who give me sneaky discounts (I know who you are.) when I travel on my own. And the very nice people who are in carriages who see me alone, and offer to make sure someone gets me off where ever I'm going. All in all, trains are the better choice.

Random Fact; its actually a breach of health and safety for a person in a wheelchair to travel the Londond Underground.

Smeggie



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7:09 Daily Five minute Sketch; Rainbow Vomit



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Chu Chu



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Sky Shadow



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Friday, 5 February 2010

23:23 Daily Five Minute Drawing - Sweetpea



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Vet or no Vet?

One of my mice has a probable tumour and it raises old issues again; should I take her to the vet, and when? There are pitifully few treatments for mice in England. The vet will likely just want to put her to sleep. This is a 99 percent sure fact. But she doesn't seem ill enough for that yet. Do I take her twice, pay twice, stress her twice? Do I hold out on the 1 percent chance they can do something? Or do I leave her to nature and only take her if she seems to suffer, and live with the uncertainty? Pet keeping, so much responsibility. Also, I'm having trouble finding company for her single remaining cagemate. Alone she could go a bit mad (seen it, its not nice) or even pine to death... But my normal store has no new bubs in. Sigh.

On a non rodent note, work is slow and nothing to report.

SmeggyPoo



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Not Sweeties, Children



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Sunflower



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Thursday, 4 February 2010

Om Nom Nom



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Fungi Fone - Dinner Tiem



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My 'Work Space' Ha Ha



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BlackBerry 9700

So, what can I do with my new shiny toy? Many things, but thumb typing is a bitch. Word of warning though, its easy to spend hours downloading stuff and trying to make it work. And heaven forbid you don't already have gamer's thumbs. But it is shiny, and accessories don't seem too expensive. Having no real lap for a laptop or pen and paper means it was likely a logical choice, as long as lecturer's talk slowly and don't think I'm on the phone. Phone blogging might be fun, or just drivel filled. And the camera is really very powerful.